If You're Not Investigating, You Are Out of Touch! : Your Bum is more important than the Carbon Effect of Air Force One or the crime in your neighborhood.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Your Bum is more important than the Carbon Effect of Air Force One or the crime in your neighborhood.

You Think More Of Your Tender Ass,

Then The Effects Of The Paris DisCord!

by Nicholas Ashton, CEO/CIO. CommSmart Global Group

Your Bum is more important than the Carbon Effect of Air Force One or the crime in your neighborhood.

The softness of toilet paper for 2.765 seconds of contact for cleanliness is top or bottom of your mind and more important than the effects of so-called global warming.

"The ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees are enormous," said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.

"Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin forests is a lot worse than driving the old Hummers in terms of global warming pollution."

Making toilet paper has a significant impact because of chemicals used in pulp manufacture and cutting down forests.

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin wood, said, Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products.

"We have this myth in the US that recycled is just so low quality, it's like cardboard and is impossible to use," said Lindsey Allen, the forestry campaigner of Greenpeace.

What happened to the days of the Radio Times, neatly ripped into strips and hanging in the Outhouse? Or Jeyes toilet paper?

Times have changed we must now have 'fluffy' toilet paper for our arses that have been kicked and battered by more 'fake news journalists' than ever before.

The Paris Accord is nothing more than a financial extraction tax for the sake of power.

Donald, do what you feel is the right move for the United States and for those that have more concern of their own arses!

Analytically, do not let the fluffy stuff slip, then you really are in the mire, so to speak!